Posada seems to be using retirement to become one of Alan Arkin’s offspring while Jeets is transitioning to become a literal walking penis.

Rocko’s Modern Life was the pinnacle of human cultural achievement.

I’m boycotting until “Are You Afraid of the Dark” comes back and also to DVD

Pre-fucking-cisely. The military says here, spend this unlimited budget on special ops and fancy planes, and then when a soldier gets home hands them $4 and a carrot and lets them starve to death on the streets, many suffering severe physical and mental trauma.

I make it a point to remain seated with my hat on my head at every Ravens game when they play Lee Greenwood’s redneck pride anthem “Proud to be an American.” No, I don’t need to stand and participate. No, its not rude to talk through it. Its a stupid ass country song, nothing more.

I have been called “Fucking ISIS” for not standing up and applauding nonsense like this. It’s sad how easily manipulated people are

so i just turned 26 the thought of me even talking to an 18 year old about anything thats not “hi how are you, yes im wondering if you carry this particular shirt in blue” or somehting similar is fucking crazy. and if i brought an 18 year old girl around friends or family, id have my ass beat. (granted im taken but…

I recently saw a video of Tyga being a total ass clown on some MTV rap game show back in the day and just thought, “he seems like the kinda dude who would date a 17 year old when he’s 25 and brag about it.”

The players are getting paid—in a free education and many other perks that most other students don’t receive simply because they can’t play a fucking game. If people want the players to get paid like employees, then treat them like employees. They don’t get to have both a highly paid employeee contract, AND free…

Related: fuck Colter and Huma for trying to pressure the players into making the union decision in one fucking day.

Biggest surprise of this whole story, the kid was not American.

I mean, to be fair, most of the original Patriots did too.