You seem fun.

The problem is that those hugs are just awkward because you are doing something far too intimate for a first meeting or a casual acquaintance. A shake, is too cold. A peck on the cheek is just right.

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Because there are different levels of intimacy. Even among people who just met. That over time increase and allow for real human connection to take place.

Ew no. Handshakes are for business. They make meeting people formal and cold and non intimate.

The problem is that Americans don’t kiss to greet. A kiss greeting is great because you touch the other person so it’s warm but it’s not as intimate as a hug. Also, those people who give strangers and acquantances hugs usually do the awkward white girl hug with their pelvises sticking out and a light shouder touch and…

I work out a lot and can’t wait to be in normal clothes. Life is so short. I like to look nice you know?

I did. Like the time I farted in front of class. But then I became an adult.

That’s not courtesy. That is childish and undignified. Knock like a grown-up,

Agreed. I don’t understand the anxiety. It’s pee. A normal human function.

People have a fear of human communication these days. Can you imagine the horror?!?!?! SOMEONE HAS TO ENGAGE IN A 2 WORD CONVERSATION WITH YOU. WHILE PASSING URINE. THE HUMANITY.

I am surprised at the sheer number of people here acting like accidentally walking in on someone peeing is akin to seeing your entire family ahot down by Boko Haram. It’s urine. Get over it.

Why not just knock?

Are these the things that haunt you? People doing normal human things?

Maybe people just don’t have those hang ups? I’m a young female and I honestly don’t care that much. I’ve had people open the door on me when there is a falty latch and I just say “sorry, someone is here”. It’s not like someone just got a close look at my urethra. All humans pee. Move on.

I don’t understand why this country insists on having those flimsy panels with spaces between. I travelled a lot and I assure you we are the only insane ones who put up with this fuckery. It’s a bathroom, give me a goddamn door.

Or maybe just grow up?