It’s occurring to me that Meghan Markle’s awful family may never have to work again, as the Sun seems to have them on speed dial. Which depresses me to no end,

Must be the healthy glow of being in the “lucky sperm club” that enables them to be relaxed enough to spawn & spend at will.

I can’t believe that the dailymail hasn’t covered Pippa. I’d rather hear about this new baby boy--as little as I care-- than stupid Dennis Hoff of bunny ranch fame.

Babies don’t soften everyone. They make you realise how much less you can/want to tolerate other people’s awful behaviour. 

Perhaps that's a hot item at Kensington Palace? It just seems that, between Kate, Zara, Meghan, Pippa, likely Eugenie; they’re averaging two or three bambini a year. 

It’s all that avocado toast

What Samantha Markle is saying would hold weight if she hadnt spent the past several months being a nightmare. A baby can help rebuild relationships but it can also drive the point home that certain people shouldn't be in your life. 

Jesus Elizabeth Christ! Those millennial royals sure are fertile. 

I don’t feel like the people hosting and appearing on Fox News are ever right. Denying climate change, screwing with the environment to help corporations make even more money, Jared in general.

Can I just take this opportunity to say that I hated Kanye before it was cool?

I have one thing to say to Sa

Look at these 2 relationships too. Accepting them at face value, Hailey Baldwin is supporting Justin Bieber while he’s going through something while Pete Davidson was either all ‘I can’t handle this, I’m out’, ‘I’m immature and jealous and I can’t handle this, I’m out’ or Ariana Grande was like, I can’t be going…

This is why you don’t get engaged to somebody in less time than it takes to read a good book. Even in fantastic fits, it takes time to grow into each other’s lives. Do that and when something terrible does occur, you’re ready to support them, rather than simply be in the way not knowing what to do.

He’s a background character on CSI when they do a hard hitting episode about street kids--turns out it’s a tough life.

If you’re both grown ups, it shouldn’t be a competition. People have pasts, and those paths include other people. One can care about an ex without being hung up on them.

Too true.

Said Princes Di, “It’s a bit crowded.”

Because they are fiscally responsible. Same reason Bieber uses coupons on his tattoos and books the apprentice in the shop whenever possible. 

Marriage is hard enough without feeling like you are competing with the ghosts of relationships past. 

Bieber and Baldwin are swimming in money, so why do they get their hair dye from the dollar store?