And the comments on his Instagram post are full of people who think it’s more plausible that George Clooney and KFC are part of a worldwide conspiracy against him than him experiencing some kind of mental health crisis. 

The only way this is worth ten grand a sip is if Tom Hardy is doing the sipping, than tongue kissing me to share the experience of each one.

I didn’t. I figured they’d get married, then divorced 6 months (or less) later. I actually think it’s pretty mature of them to recognize that maybe they need to put the brakes on this now rather than later.

No words. 

So everyone will stop talking about it now, right?

I seriously hope the new owner finds out the wine has gone bad while sharing it with CheetoPrez and the FirstSlag.

His cheek implants are heinous! 

I am constantly amazed at how people so unstable I wouldn’t give them day labor work, can become leaders of companies.

We were already going to die. Mostly of cancer, because we can fix great swaths of the other maladies.

Oh, I’m there. I do all the things. It’s not enough, and right-wing extremists have taken scientific fact and made it into radioactive politics. We’re out of time.

This is how I feel about my couch. I have, on more than one occasion, referred to my couch as my soul mate. It gets me. 

Ah yes, the circle of bullying

Also since stuff in your eyes can go into your nose, which in turn can go into your mouth, they must allow for that when they formulate these things.  But yes, Dr. Google is quite the scaremonger!!!

You guys! My dad gave me his old recliner, and now I understand why my mom is always complaining that he sits around and doesn’t want to do anything. This thing is sooooooo comfortable. I haven’t sat on my couch or eaten at the table all week. I fear for my future productivity. Everything in my life will waste away as…

Most of the people I work with are quite a bit older/more senior than me, and while everyone I’ve met has been really friendly and welcoming, they’re not people I could see myself hanging out with outside of work. Volunteering is a good shout - I used to volunteer at a community-run art space/cafe back in the UK and…

Most friends I’ve made as an adult have been people I work with, and one of us had to make an effort to ask the other to do things a few times. Start asking people out to lunch and see what happens. It’s hard, though. Are there expat groups in your area that you could join? Maybe it would help to find some people in…

I’m not such a fan of goats, but just look at this guy! He’s like a childrens book illustration with that beard.

I told my female therapist about my experiences being harassed, assaulted and objectified, and she told me these things do not happen to all women

Ask her when Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles is coming back.