See? There really are some perks of being you.

You guys, my mom, who has voted republican as long as I can remember, just texted me to tell me she’s voting for Democrats this fall. I’m still not hopeful about it the election, but I feel like at least some of my belligerence has paid off. 

She has been asked, but she deflects. Every damn time. 

I may never recover from seeing that tiara. So, so gorgeous. I’m a sucker for emeralds, and man, those are some beauties.

god i hate his fucking face

According to The Court Jeweller blog, the tiara is the Greville Emerald Kokoshnik. It was created in 1919 by Boucheron for the Hon. Mrs. Ronnie Greville. Mrs. Greville bequeathed her jewellry, including the tiara, to the Queen Mum in 1942. QE2 inherited Mum’s entire collection in 2002. Eugenie is the first royal to…

I thought Fergie looked great! (minus the hat, but she’s always had shit taste in hats). Eugenie looked wonderful as well—I personally wouldn’t have gone with that neckline, but the train was gorgeous.

George always looks over it. He totally has his Grandmothers resting face of disapproval. (I will NOT refer to the Queen that way.)

I’d rather they spent time asking her why she repeated the Birther shit against Obama and why she allows her husband to make a mockery of ‘Be Best’.

I kind of like the idea of a church knave though. Just some dude hanging around the church being a dick.

I’ll go easy on Melania. When she becomes (pick one) a Senator, Secretary of State, or candidate for president, you can brag about the Putin’s sleeper agent. Don’t forget Yale Law School.

Enlighten us how this bag o’ shit is any better in any way than lousy Hillary.

Reminds of when Vogue had that glowing interview of Asma al-Assad (Syrian strongman Bashar al-Assad’s wife) shortly before the country imploded. Vogue has since scrubbed all traces of that interview...

Right?! It looks like somebody stuck one of those Halloween-decoration hands into the picture. It’s disturbing and distracting. 

BE BEST

Why would anybody be interested as to what this ninny has to say?

What is it going to take for the media to treat this family as the wannabe despots and traitors to America that they are? Are we seriously doing a profile on Melania as if she is a legitimate first lady while Trump is STILL putting kids in cages away from their parents, suppressing votes, consolidating power, looting…

Except they won't say so because they don't want to piss off Evangelicals, so they're just liars.

I think she’s relieved he gets his elsewhere

I have honestly always thought she didn’t give a shit about his infidelity. She knows what her marriage is and what it isn’t and she’s fine with it.