It’s somehow MORE suspicious that he has this ancient ass calendar saved. Either this was a CYA move, or his parents need to be on that Hoarders show. 

I think if we’re being honest, even if he did write “Rape girlz at party,” it still wouldn’t matter.  They’d just retreat to the “youthful indiscretions--which he confessed to his calendar!--so we shouldn’t ruin his career blah blah” defense.

There’s some text that's all scratched out. That could be where he's hiding the rape!

I have to assume that most people who commit sexual assault do not write it down on their calendar. It just seems like a very stupid idea and not a thing. This also looks like largely future plans, save for the scores of sports games (that were also noted as future plans to attend), so what we would be looking for is…

I want to know what happened during Beach Week.

This calendar shows that Kavanaugh’s never been a man who makes good decisions; he went to Grease II and recorded that fact for posterity!

It may very well be real.... but being an ocd packrat myself and saving all my calendars from 8th grade until graduation (‘84-’88) and up to the mid-90's I find it curious that the same pen/ink seems to be used throughout all of them.

Yep, I’ve checked the numbers. No rape on the calendar. He’s clean.

This is ridiculous. Also, Nikki and Suzanne are going to be pissed because it looks like Big Pimpin’ Brett the Virgin was dating them both.

I call total bullshit on this. Who in their right mind keeps a disposable wall calendar from THIRTY-SIX YEARS AGO?!

The fuck is this

Is this for real?

What is most hilarious about that tweet is that the day before Rouhani said “there is no such program for a meeting”. The Iranians have never requested a meeting, but despite them not asking, Trump has no plans to meet Rouhani.

But but but states rights!!!!!!!! Isn’t that the foundation of their whole damn party?!

Or, as Nicolle Wallace keeps mispronouncing it (accident? shade? lol)-- “Jeannie Pyro”.

Jesus, in that video he looks like a 5-year-old who said something suggestive by accident and isn’t sure why everyone is laughing but is so happy to have the attention...

‘On the plus side, everyone at the United Nations laughed at him after he tried to brag about all of his accomplishments over the past two years.’

President Trump defended Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh, decrying the sexual assault allegations as some kind of “con game being played by the Democrats.”

Sen. Chuck Grassley of Iowa said that Senate Republicans have picked the attorney who will question Dr. Ford at her hearing this Thursday, but they won’t reveal the attorney’s name “for her safety.”

The Capitol MUST be a henhouse...’cause all I smell is chickenshit: