Im sober reading this and so so jealous of both of you right now.

Oh go fuck yourself even more, Comey.

Great news, but let’s see if they’re convicted.

Does anyone else read this to the tune of “Where Have All The Cowboys Gone?”

I think the fact that he still has the support of %36 of the entire population, and not just the support of 36 people, speaks volumes about the state of our education system.

McCain is a paper tiger.

The warring factions in the GOP is seriously giving me life right now.

He gazelled out.

For some weird reason every time I hear name Tony Robbins, this comes to mind

Congrats to Samira and Lauren, but that doesn’t make me feel better about Poussey.

She grabbed her by the Poussey.

They called the Rotary Club? They should try the NRA. This sounds right up their alley.

So here’s my personal little quasi-brush with having to witness an execution:

What a difficult, beautiful thing to do for another person.

“But being supportive of the death penalty and actually wanted to watch someone die are not the same thing.” You shouldn’t be allowed to tick a box on a ballot slip saying you endorse murder then wash your hands of it because you don’t have the stomach to watch it play out. If you don’t want to watch someone die, then…

All you can eat whiskey and opioids for life. Good luck surviving 2 years.

If you’re pro death penalty then I think you actually should be required to have your name down as an official witness to state-sanctioned murder. Might change a few minds.

More like Arkanignore. Am I right.

I would be extremely wary of any individual who volunteers as a witness for this.