If you call “colored in with a Sharpie” monogrammed, they yes he does

hope i can barf too...

That’s... that’s just Democracy Donald... Why do you hate democracy?

Funny, because I wish Donald trump was fighting anti-Semitism.

Really? Neither Paul is a bastion of integrity, but Rand is particularly ethics-free. Always has been, always will be. I mean, dude set up his own fake licensing thing when he couldn’t pass the ophthalmology boards and didn’t want to pay for retests.

Atlanta was attacked by a terrorist, during the Olympics.

If there’s one cool thing the Trump administration’s accomplished, it’s that he’s united the survivors of the Bowling Green, Atlanta and now Sweden attacks.

Because ethics rules and laws only apply to Democrats.

I just checked on my brother, who lives in Stockholm. He says he was lucky to have escaped.

Wait, why is he interviewing dictators for a position in his cabinet?!?!

hey, at least he’s not black

“We, the taxpayers, had the distinct honor of paying $10 million this month in travel expenses so Donald Trump could sleep in his big boy Florida bed for three weeks in a row. For contrast, Obama only racked up $97 million over eight years. Sad! “

You think they checked for hop-ons?

I have similarly strong feelings about adults using the word “haters” as a part of serious discussions.

Is it weird how strongly I feel about whether or not a sitting head of state should use emoticons/emoji? I feel that the answer is no for at least another 20 years. By which time hieroglyphic communication will be more of a standard, I assume. For now. No. Don’t do it. 

His Diminutive Hands is a prime title for a Trump biography or retrospective, btw. You’re fire.

[shudder]