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It did perhaps only include 2000 of her own words though.

That’s the joke.

Crowley issued the following statement:

She didn’t need a lot of words. The ones she stole were great. Fantastic. Only the best words.

While some camps made a weak effort to conceal their murderous operations, Sobibor was clearly a death camp: prisoners were often taken straight from the trains to the gas chambers. After an uprising in October 1943, Nazis destroyed the camp and attempted to eradicate all evidence of the killings. But researchers have…

Set up an email server in his basement?

It happened to me about fifteen years ago. I pummeled the dude and then reported it (he was a coworker). Shocker: I was told it was my flirtatious behavior that invited it.

He invoked the ‘lack of men’s rights’ in this country.

I’ll throw $5 into the Jezebel Commentariat Bail Fund for you if you’ll throw $5 in for someone else when her time comes.

Vice grips, fifth from the right, top row.

Yep. We can apparently also start grabbing random conservative dudes by the nuts, because hey, we’re just joking. They should try to see the humor in it.

Hey ladies, we need to do something real and something drastic. It has been shown time and again that women striking brings results. In Iceland, Poland, and Kenya women have all proven that if we stop participating in the system, even for a day, the patriarchy is suddenly much more willing to acquiesce to our demands.

In which case, I hope the lady in question comes back and pinches his nuts between her fingers until they leave little crescent fingernail bruises on his saggy old man scrotum.

“I love this new world, I no longer have to be politically correct,”

I love the little Russian pin on Trump’s lapel. It’s the little touches that make these sketches great.

I never thought i’d be team Alec Baldwin, but this is the world we now live in I guess.

Awesome! I didn’t know about the one tomorrow. I’m driving in from Michigan the day of. I’m thinking either “my uterus, my choice” or “women’s rights are human rights”

No one will see this because it’s late, but I must speak. I have expressed my hatred for the Property Brothers before here on Jez. I seriously can’t stand them. I also (unpopular opinion) hate Chip Gaines, but there you are. Anyhow, Property Brothers came on as I was typing replies to SNS. Now, they have giant 3D…

Anyone going to the women’s march on Chicago?