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Kellogg’s pulled their advertising from Breitbart so they’re claiming they’re being censored or some damn thing. Trumpets are being told to throw all their cereal away. (I should go to my parents house to take their Pop-Tarts away for their own good)

sorry Selena, this is the best i could do...

Look on the bright side, with the direction we’re going they won’t have to worry about that with THEIR kids.

Turns out gravity’s a hoax, too. Yep. Saw me some birds today.

This is the alternate timeline where Ivanka Spears and Jared Timberlake fall in love, which causes tension within Jared’s former boyband, N’Word.

I look more like Britney than this chick.

That was my thought, too. I didn’t recognize her, thank goodness.

Also there was a point where the said they were yelling like they were in their own living room. Like she thinks non-white people just stand around in their living room screaming and hollering.

It sounded to me like she was about to tell the operator she was being assaulted, but then realized the whole thing was being recorded and had to change mid-word.

She was also ranting about an employee, “screaming at her as if she was her friend,” which seems a peculiar complaint.

Specifically, Chicago banned the use of flimsy non-reusable plastic bags in an effort to get people to bring their own. So, all the big box retailers have to either use heavy-duty plastic bags or paper bags if you didn’t bring your own. It seems she did not bring her own bags and they were out of paper ones. Her

Not only is it my neighborhood Michael’s, but it’s in a very liberal, very well-off, mostly white part of Chicago. Like, in the heart of the area where 20- and 30-somethings with good office jobs and a desire to be “in the city” live.

That consequences part gets them every time. I almost convinced that trump supporters are people who have literally never had to deal with consequences of their actions or words. When the universe forces them to face consequences, they get hella pissed. My mother is the shining example of this.

Oh my fucking god...dude her railing against the poor woman who’s dad died? Calling the cops? Telling a random stranger her husband is cheating on her? Wtf like you have to be a completely deranged asshole. God and it’s the fucking holidays. I’m not religious but that woman needs Jesus. Or like, an exorcism.

I’ve been in that Michael’s. It’s my neighborhood one.

When she told 911 at the end “everyone’s mouths are out of control,” I died.

Oh, nice. I’m at Belmont and Sheffield, and before that, I was at Clark and Wellington. I’m leaving Chicago at the end of December, and I’m going to miss Lakeview so much.

As I said on The Twitter, the Trump revolution is like the Reagan revolution only with trickle down insanity instead.

I feel like this might be pretty standard for her. She’s probably done this at Bed, Bath & Beyond, Target, Walmart, TJ Maxx. It takes a lot to go on a full-steam rant like that in a store, ranting nonsense at an entire staff and onlookers.