“it’s going a bit far to literally adopt that race to the level Dolezal has.”

could be less a statement of intolerance for transgender people than questioning why we’re intolerant of Rachal Dolezal

not sure i’d say it’s “very simple”

I’ll do it. I’ll run faster than any player ever has and win my own island. This will change everything for me

i’ll save him

yeah he’s good

Reggie Jackson. the basketball player is less famous than Isaiah Thomas but the baseball player is more famous than Isiah Thomas

i love talkin about how i’m a rat and shit and trash like the kids do. it’s wild

i love this lit branded viral meme

who won?

just play it i guess

basketball players are tall so it seems more cramped than it would with other athletes. that’s the only reason anyone’s making a big deal out of this

what a weird headline

You mean the free jazz trumpeter, I assume? Never heard of any other Don Cherry. Not really into sports.

hello. i would like the job please. it’s me, Mateen Cleaves

he’s not being glib, he’s an idiot

Oh? Then how do bike go fast?

this headline is interesting, since it’s literally impossible to care about this if you don’t already know the answer

i think it’s fun that you guys keep backhandedly shitting on SVG whenever you write about this

i applied but i don’t know shit about analytics and i’m basically a straight up dumbass. if you pick me you’re pretty much fucked so watch out