even that fat dumbass Stan Van Gundy!

i wanted it bad. what the hell am i gonna post now. no one else in this has a funny name

God damn I saw the name “Tumpkin” and I fuckin smashed the END button to get to the comments and write this fucker. I was drooling like an animal thinking of all the stars I was gonna get for writing this joke. I was gonna be the new Maher. And now it’s all shit. It’s all shit

i would even put him as high as #1. Yet somehow they can talk about Joe Sakic for 100 words but not him?

Oh? And where is “The Greatest”, Wayne Gretzky?

i don’t know what’s so hard about being Ric Nice

I like Darren Rovell. Just kidding

You seem to have confused me with the inarticulate president Donald Drumpf, who often makes you ask “So what are you trying to say...?” when he speaks. Sorry if this offends

Wow. That’s crazy. Wow!! They did it again

Ah - though this is certainly a flop. you forget that the American people have already been witnessing a “flop” since Tuesday, November 8, 2016. However, the “flop”that I’m referring to isn’t the kind of sports flop you see in the video - this one is in fact none other than the man who became President of the United…

so, i wrote a thing:

this is why we have cops. a normal person couldn’t arrest him because he’d just punch him in the face and beat his ass. you can’t do that to a cop

nope

haha, yeah

haha yeah... freakin college students doing “art”.... she’s probably a, uh, barista at Starbucks or something now..... haha

Yeah, then let’s see him paint a chav and his bird walking in the woods together but they’re both staring at their bloody mobiles

Ah, the art is of such poor quality that I would even be tempted to go so far as to say that it’s of the same quality as the quarterback play of another famous “Bear” (Chicago “Bear”), the mediocre QB Jay Cutler. Don’t mean to offend.

there’s no way you live there. you gotta make Billy Crystal money for a place like that

it’s cool man. turns out this guy actually sucks ass

where are they gonna keep the footballs now?