Similarly, I'm not sure why you would feel the need to share that the thought of being intimate with a man whose body isn't your preference makes you vomit. What an odd, excessive, cruel statement to make.

It is true what he said i am schedule in next week for the NHS to kill me, but of course there is a delay because we all have to wait years to receive any treatments, there are no British people left because we all have been killed by death panels, the people you see are holograms, bow down to Glen Beck he speaks…

I don't know the laws of every state, but I can tell you that if there are states with statutes purporting to require prosecutors to file charges any time an act of domestic violence is reported, regardless of the facts of the case or the perceived credibility of the complainant, those states are very much in the…

I think you're a big, fat internet liar.

The good news is that thanks to their financial planning seminar, they can call in sick to their other job.

*PERJURE, good christ

It's a PhD in Flavornomics.

Oh man I love Rachel Maddow. I just. Love. Her. And her excitement? Love. Love. Love.

Sometimes it helps me sleep. *shrug*

...and they're cream filled

Aaryn's parents misspelled "Aryan" wrong.

He is not unemployable. Conservatives love him. He'll write a book soon.

I'm going to start this, read away if you want.

I don't understand the theory. Let me preface by saying that I know studios will push relationships for PR purposes, but nothing about this specific scenario makes sense.

I believe the proper response is:

lol @ aubrey o'day. yeah okay, sure.

I love the part where the girl says "it's for kids. They wouldn't put bad stuff in food for kids"

Ooh! I love the mystery Miley! Tell us what Billy Ray did!