Seconded! Give her a column Jez!

It's been two weeks since I have decided to quit. I have lasted 6 days without a single cigarette but slipped last night when I had a few drinks and smoked half a pack. Granted I normally would have smoked the whole thing. This morning I regretted lighting up terribly as I could smell it first thing in the morning on…

I suspect just as the tobacco industry is big industry the quitting smoking smoking industry (nicotine patch and gum etc companies) are big business too. I don't think it's unlikely that they would provide grants for studies such as these as they stand to make significant profit.

Unfortunately I can't give you a star for your comment but I feet the same way

@AstridLevinsonScott: You've just described me. I do exactly the same thing. Is it madness that's defined as doing the exact same thing over and over and expecting different results? Many times I've 'ended' things but we would inevitably end up in the same bed again in a month or so.

@skrecke: It's only been a month since my ex dumped me. (He just stopped calling btw, ignored me till I got the message loud and clear, and that's after 2 years, wtf?) Just as I was reading through these posts, trying to make myself feel better I got a text from my ex asking how I was. And you know what? The 'wave'…

@retrohookup: Agreed, the rock in a pond metaphor is appropriate and beautiful.

@Peachnik Army: I almost sprayed my computer with coffee when I read that!

@nexttoyou: After I moved to London I initially found taking the underground seeing literally hundreds of people and not making eye contact with a single one of them really strange and rude. Now I know why.

@tailfeather: Your "white girl envy" comment made me smile. I like your honesty, anonymous internet friend. I'm in the UK, maybe that's why I've never heard of the expression but I can relate as I think we're all susceptible to a knee-jerk "internalized reaction". It's whether you act on it or recognize that it's a…

If I had to narrow my mental Boyfriend Checklist down it would look like:

Ok, so he sounds like an asshole but can we stop expecting him to be a hero just because of his contribution to Wikileaks? There's many more people behind it and unfortunately this douche has become synonymous with Wikileaks.

@AmbiguouslyStraightUno: I would add, "a guy that won't take cash out of my wallet when I'm not looking"

If you suspect the story isn't legit, why publish it in the first place? I expected better articles from Jez

@losingitinaz: as soon as I read "marveling the whole time at how thin I looked (thanks, diarrhea!)" I kne it was going to be a funny story!

@arbarrtheaardvark: I met my best fuckbuddy while wasted! While in last year of highschool I went clubbing for a friends birthday. The birthday girl is a really social tomboy so a lot of guys showed up at the club. Now let me explain what I was wearing because its important. I had never been in a club before, so was…

@Orangulent: Hate the hair, but would have been tolerable if it looked like it had been washed.

@LaComtesse: ahaha! good idea!

not to put a damper on things but that first dog looks obese...

@Sed_Quis_Custodiet...: I like how they make the idea of getting the herb's beneficial properties by 'steaming' the vagina perfectly believable.