South Carolina certainly didn’t feel this interested in standing for the US flag a little over 150 years ago.

I’d love to see Elliott pull out some sage quotes from one of history’s greatest Texans, Bill Hicks:

But Matt Stafford sees dead Presidents.

Not likely. Ryan has always been a spineless toady.

This comment gave me joy

because big mig rode off into the sunset and kept his fucking mouth shut. lance couldn’t let it go so now he gets to eat shit.

99% chance Froome will coast to a win. Even yesterday, see how the other riders chasing the breakaway did everything they could to help Froome short of pedaling for him. When he waved them around so he could ride in their slipstream, I have no idea why they didn’t tell him to eat shit and make him stay in front. None…

No way but imagine the fun!

This is a segment from last night’s NBA broadcast on TNT, in which Kevin Garnett, Paul Pierce, Glen Davis, and Rajon Rondo lay out why they are still angry at Allen, all these years later.

Dude... Reggie Roby.

This is what I immediately pictured.

Yes, more citizens should kindly step over siezing individuals, if for no other reason than to remain humble.

There are, by my count, two ways to change these parameters: become a good rapper who makes good songs, or get out of the way to make space for someone who will.

I laughed and now I hate myself.

Agreed. Ridiculous allegations! Can you seriously look me in the eyes and tell me that none of those women were in their prime when Floyd beat them?