NEVER TOPSHEETS! I’m a lady, and I just change my fitted sheet, pillowcases, and comforter cover all at once, about once a week. I have a few comforter covers so no need to do laundry very frequently. I will never bow to the tyranny of a topsheet!!!

My husband took my last name, which was his idea. I was fine with us both keeping our last names, but since he wanted a family name, he made the sacrifice and changed his name. He didn’t think it was a big deal... until other people freaked out about it. I’m glad I had someone who was willing to buck tradition, and…

I think they share quite a bit of DNA with each other...

Also, according to my expertise (many re-reads of Mara, daughter of the Nile), Egyptians didn’t wear beards.

Oh my god. How does one go about accomplishing this? Asking for a friend...

Help me