JODY HiGHROLLER, i HAVE NO iDEA WHO YOU ARE BUT i DO KNOW i NEiTHER WANT NOR NEED YOUR ADViCES.

I have the same hair as elizabeth banks and I hate my hair too and always study her hair to see what she does with it so that I too can have nice hair. Hair is thin as hell, cuts itself, and I look like tom petty if I don’t style it every ass day.

No one puts baby A in the corner. No one!!!

I’m a fat guy. Not a chubby guy or a husky guy but a really fucking fat, going to die young if I can’t figure out how to fix myself fat guy. For any of you women out there that are fat like me, fat in the way that you’re killing yourself slowly just by existing the way you do - every time you feel the urge to spend…

I apologize if this is crass but I don’t think Timmy is some ultra Christian saving it for marriage. I think he’s gay but think hella Christian plays better with middle America. If he was actually saving it for marriage he would have married years ago like most v card for Jesus believers. He’s 28. He’s far past the…

Did Madeleine just post stories about abused kids before asking about sex fantasies?

I'm going to go out on a limb and say you watched a lot of Scandal? Nice dream though!

That sounds awful.

My weirdest sex dream was also my first one. Bill Clinton was there.

I just woke up from a dream about three hours ago (yeah, I know, my schedule is terrible) where I was sucking my boyfriend’s dick across multiple alternate timelines simultaneously a la an erotic Doctor Who.

I am married and have been married for 10 years but years ago, I started having this recurring sex dream with an old Ex in it, actually 2 Exes ago.

Really dude? So you grew up in South Carolina. So you know what it’s like to have your wife raped, your children sold and taken away from you? To be treated as a commodity. Wow! Life in South Carolina is a lot worse than I ever imagined. I don’t think you begin to know what slavery is like. Personally, I can’t even…

You have been pining away for this man longer than you were in college and George H.W. Bush was president. You are romanticizing this man, and likely only seeing the man you’ve put on a pedestal and totally rationalizing away his faults. STOP. He is cheating on his fiance... something he wouldn’t do three weeks into…

Remember! They’re just jokes! Unless it’s someone Jezebel doesn’t like, then fuck them and their career forever and ever!

Pulling you out of the greys so your comment can get some replies because it’s an interesting point, so please don’t hate me for pointing this out: Deprecating. Depreciating is what cars do when you drive them off the lot.

I wish Jezebel wouldn’t post so many positive things about Amy Schumer. As a Mexican woman, it’s appalling to see how Jezebel still uplifts her while ignoring that she’s said so many racist things about Latinos and other people of color in her jokes. What really makes her any different from Trump? And don’t say that…