By bait I meant nair. I’m on a phone and too late to change it! Let’s see who figures it out haha

Important question: my skin looks like shit. Tiny little zits and bumps everywhere. cleared up in summer w direct sun and was better when I had a tan and was therefore wearing less makeup but it is a catch 22- I need the makeup to cover the lumps. Any hints for makeup that won't do this to me? I am currently using…

Hell yeah. Used bait on my chin /upper lip despite the fact that although there are hairs there, they are blind and don’t usually bother me. Now I have a chemical burn around my mouth! It feels kind of interestingly smooth now that the pain has subsided, but is still red enough that is gotta be noticeable. :/ also,…

It must be nice to be so bad at your job and still get to keep it! You're truly blessed

Thanks mom.

Sorry, I can’t. Couldn’t make it through the damn thing.

Ok so clearly you have as good a grasp on the language as the staff here! My work computer blocks kinja, and smartphone typos are a real thing. Who knew!

Nobody uses that term except for this one writer. It is not used that way in our society typically and reminds me of when the dumb kids use big words they don't fully understand. She looked t up once and now uses t all the damn time- gawker just needs some damn standards or editors, because there are SO MANY hills to…

You’re still doing it! Wrenching is not a thing. A move trailer is not wrenching. It can be heart-wrenching, but you still are not using this word correctly. This is the second headline in a short while to do this and it’s really fucking sad and embarrassing that a “writer” for what some might call a legitimate blog…

Fall is the best season, and you are the worst Jezebel writer.

Nope, it's creepy. Very creepy.

And for this lady, her chiropractor is an example of a “real” “Doctor” she “trusts,” so you know she's loopy.

What in the fuck did I just read.

I have two friends who swear pot unlocked something in their brain. Both used to be heavy smokers and neither does at all anymore. Both say it caused them to freak out and somewhat hallucinate. (They don't know each other, either.) one guy said it has to do w acid flashbacks for him but the other person swears it just…

Just call it a cookout and not a themed party and yore good to go! I continued throwing cookouts after the black half of the couple left and it's fine! Everyone likes cookouts.

This was on my Facebook feed two days ago. Is this really your career?

I still really like garden state.

Also her definition of fat is size 6 with big tits, so don't get too excited.

Also not paid hourly, so she can go fuck herself.

Bad customers deserve to be burned. Also, did this woman not have eyes? Could she not see he was only touching it with a napkin?