It’s OK, everyone already knows you’re the real entitled asshole with no self-awareness.

Plus, cars are a thing now. You don’t need to travel overseas with a baby, I’m pretty sure, so use a car.

Right... “She’s a person, be compassionate if she is having a hard time.” But also “She is not enough of a person for me to have to buy an extra ticket.”

Seriously! If the baby is too big to fly on your lap it clearly needs its own seat! I fly all the time for work and I HATE getting to my destination with food and wrinkles and a searing headache because some asshat’s toddler kept screaming and kicking me.

Drive. And don’t have any more kids.

I agree. People have cars. Travel in your car for awhile. Road trips are more fun anyway.

I loved you a lot, and then you signed your letter corn-fed thighs and I lost it.

Seriously. Have people not heard of fucking cars?

I would totally do that run away thing. That is my exact nature and will be my exact response.

I am not yet married, but I cried at my sister’s wedding, both during the ceremony and during my speech. Not bawling, but teary eyed emotional nonsense. It took us all by surprise! I am not usually a “happy-crier” and we’re not the sappiest of sisters.

Thank you so much! Mine as well :)

The problem is, where the fuck would they put all of them?

I regularly buy Kate by Kate Moss, so no shame.

If it was a pet wolf, fine. Or a wolf she was somehow friendly with. But just some wolf she’s exploiting and renting? Fuck her.

then that’s terrible

Did she and the wolf know each other from before?

I was in a rental where one of those needed to be replaced too but it was mounted in a gross drop ceiling. Turns out it was held up by packing tape and styrofoam (no joke) and full of spiders and black mold. Don’t replace the bulb ; just move.

That is happening to me too and I don’t know what to do. Actually, I was specifically told by an allergist that I am allergic to milk. Apparently this is somehow different than lactose intolerance, but he can have my cheese when he takes it from the hands of my corpse. Cheese is my specialty.

This is excessive, but I have more than once gotten zero to a very small tip from military types. Once with a smarmy note about “true service,” more than once because we didn’t have a military discount. It gets infuriating. You treat them with the utmost respect, and then they treat you like garbage and like you…

He could have just pointed to the hallway where they were located!