I will set my watch and warrant by it.

Says the degenerate that clicked on the article.

“If you’re tired of your same old routine, try having an entire week where all you’re allowed to do is dry hump each other.”

dads are just stoners with better credit and better kempt facial hair.

Seems like more of a Stoner thing than a Dad thing. Although admittedly there is often a very fine line between them.