RBG and Sandra Day O’Conner basically look like twins. Who can tell them apart?!

I LOVE THIS MAN

Luckily, I come from the American North, where the historical treatment of minorities is spotless.

“Robert E. Lee” came in second.

And, playing the fiddle, what year do you guys study that? Is that like an introductory thing or do you come into the yeshiva already knowing how to play? And, is the roof added when you are more proficient in your fiddle playing or do they get you right up on the roof at the start?

Nothing like a privileged white dude to explain things to you - Amirite Ladies?

Boop!

I was interested to see the sports bras, but the one pictured doesn’t look... robust enough for my sport, or my tits frankly.

Deep down? No dude. She means it...like an inch down, tops. Or like right on the surface.

“The shirt. Like a shirt dress, but shirtier."

When he says “New York values”, I just assumed he meant “Jewey-Jewtown.”

I wonder if glamour can tell me which shade of lipstick I should get?

Antibiotics don’t violently eject pus and blood like a needle and a good squeeze does. It’s all about the experience sometimes.

ohhhh god.

they’re smart so I don’t have to be

ugly-ass pants that need to die in a river of hellfire and never, ever come back again to make us think they’re flattering.

Not 100% HR Related but I did have to train my replacement for when I was going into FMLA and Maternity Leave (which, incidentally I was the first woman at this company to have a baby and I got to help decide what maternity leave would be. Hello 3 months with full pay). Anyhow, I’m training this very young woman on…

My favorite resume I ever vetted said that their objective was:

That’s because book Sansa just. Doesn’t. LEARN from any of the shit that happens to her. She’s just as naive now as she was in book one most of the time.