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You may be on to something. Maybe colleges should just require all incoming frosh women to have it tattooed inside their lip or something. That way they can say, “We handled this issue, any rapes are not our responsibility.” Sadly, someone somewhere will probably take this idea and run with it.

What was a 16 year old even doing at a frat party, I mean, clearly this a parenting issue and not a rape issue. amirite?

Live in Austin and apparently some of the schools have been “targeted” and the district is taking it “seriously” so I received a parent email detailing the threat. I told my sophomore not to be killed by clowns and he said, “Unless they’re wearing trenchcoats over their shotguns it ain’t legit.” But all this stupid

So much this! I have a ragdoll (she was an adoption so really I have no proof that she’s legit a ragdoll, but she completely looks like one) and I spend so much tame time grooming. She has a furminator and a flea comb to get knots out, and plastic tipped brush to fluff her out and we have to groom around her poopshoot

Interesting. My guys are bowl specific. EVEN IF I SWITCH THE BOWLS! Most bizarre thing ever. They do share a water bowl though.

So true. I like to explain to people that we’ve never been to the Grand Canyon or on a cruise because my 2nd would somehow find a way to balance on a railing and I would die trying to save him when he clearly did not need saving. Thus is the wild ability of the 2nd child.

With the side bow and the cardigan and the princess collar and the fucking SMOCKING. I weep at only having had boys.

I’d venture to guess he’s in the vaping industry’s pocket, or does he just really, really like to get his nicotine hit flavored like 13 year old girl’s lipgloss collection?

a million times this

I enjoyed it - except for every single time they actually showed her pitching. Cause that girl? Ain’t a pitcher. And clearly the MLB is all in on this show and they threw her into some lessons or a camp or something, but it doesn’t change the fact that this actress is completely out of her depth when they show her on

We called kidtheplayer#1 conehead. SUCH a conehead on him plus the suction and the forceps. Newborns aren’t cute. And they are covered in gunk. kidtheplayer#2 was gunkier than his brother but had a much rounder head.

Hey now! Those guys weren’t RACISTS. They just wanted to live their swamp lives and not have a dam screw it all up, or something. Sorry - I’ve never really seen the whole thing. I always liked the B movie knock-off Southern Comfort better. Powers Boothe, Keith Carradine...

This is sort of old school memory, and I have zero facts to back it up or not without some digging, but I really think that in one of Robert Ressler’s books he said that fighting back is actually your best chance to stay alive in most assaults. I think the example he gave was the girl who fought off Bundy when he had

Her previous long term relationship with Cherry Jones started when she was a twentysomething and Cherry was 40+

I was thinking this. I love Sarah and I love Holland. I also love Cherry. But there is clearly something in the age difference that is troubling. A 15 year gap, a 32 year gap. Certainly she wasn’t in her teens when either relationship started, but those are not insignificant gaps.

Being a casual or even an habitual user of weed and/or alcohol is not the same things as “being high & drunk ... all the time” or being “a drunk or stoner” or “hardly ever sober.” Just saying.

You’ve hit it exactly. I am mostly unaffected, but the affected part of me is mourning. That’s so bizarre, but I find it affirming that I’m not the only one in that state!

Interesting, because I totally peg it the opposite way. He’s basically from a fairly straight-forward middle-class white picket fence type upbringing if I’m recalling correctly. And she is from a shit-show of weird Hollywood in the 70s type of stuff. And don’t get me wrong because I am Team Angie all the way, but I

This reminds me of a time I was at a party 4 or 5 weeks post-partum. dadthecoach had gone to fill a plate of BBQ for me to stuff my face and some drunk jackwad friend of my SIL sits down and starts basically hitting on me ugly commenting immediately on how he loves my “big ass titties.” I was wearing a white scoop

I think I read somewhere that this particular venue was related somehow to Ben Carson? Does that sound right?