Paul Ryan is such a spineless weasel. I can’t believe that people like him and Mitch McConnell are supposed to be keeping Donald in check.

I think it’s more of a reminder that Corporations Actually Fucking Hate You, and no matter how good their intentions seem, they are still insidious piss farms run by soulless monsters at the end of the day, and they almost always act in the best interest of their bottom line before anything else.

But more importantly,…

Yeah, it’s a special car. Trust me, I know cars. It’s the best car. Really yuge car.

When asked for more details, Spicer presented reporters with this mood board:

I think you’ve described their thinking very well. I also think, well, this:

OMG you missed the cutest woke man there.

i’m trying to buy a house right now.

Uh, white people will come out of this administration far less scathed than folks of color. We’ve got to call them out on that. White nationalism got Trump elected. If white women are afraid of black women asking them to consider their needs, then yes, we’ve got to address it. It’s mockable. Addressing it is the only…

“DONATE TODAY TO PLANNED PARENTHOOD” after his next ridiculous touchdown.

Egg?

Yeah, I’ve eaten at Comet Ping Pong many times and had intended to go eat there again to support it. I don’t think I can anymore, and I kind of think this is going to be it for the restaurant. It’ll go out of business pretty soon because of this.

It’s amazing to me how quickly the “mainstream media” has normalized this shit. Not even two weeks after the election, and still months before he’s sworn in, and fucking CNN is already waffling on whether it’s really fair to expect the leader of the free world to alienate his base by confirming that he doesn’t think…

I think it’s time we torch this continent and start over.

How is half of such an advanced country so hell-bent on going back to the 18th century?

Education also shows white people (myself included) that white privilege exists, although showing them and having them believe it are unfortunately two different things....

nah