Man it’s crazy how these MAGA trolls and their insane delusions won’t just go away oh wait we’re giving them free publicity and making them seem mainstream oops

They’re just rats with bushy tails, and the balls to come out in the daytime.

So, New York just needs to tape fuzzy tails on all the rats and people will be all “Oh look, at all the squirrels attacking that baby. How cute!”.

They’re rats that had the good sense to grow a cute, furry tail.

A friend of mine had their attic catch fire, the fire department found it was started by a squirrel gnawing through the wiring.

they’re the same as rats.

Come on by if you need some

fuck those furry little bastards.

|More than a few people got mad at me because I was “stealing from the squirrels”.

Mine ran around on my roof all day and chewed on everything, until I cut their damned tree down.

“Squirrels lose about 74% of the nuts they bury”

A friend of mine had their attic catch fire, the fire department found it was started by a squirrel gnawing through the wiring. They actually found the little shit, dead and scorched, with its teeth still clamped onto a wire.

Seriously, I have all the squirrels and acorns.  We even have hawks and owls that hunt them.  They’re really not a nuisance and I’d appreciate it if they’d take more of the acorns.

The squirrel population is way outta control in a lot of places anyway, fuck those furry little bastards.

come to Toronto on Saturday and watch a bunch of sad wee men who look just like that photo, march past city hall.

THIS is what made you care?  Geez...

You may know that old joke about the boss showing his brand-new luxury car to an employee and saying “You know, if you work even harder and show us your passion for this job, by this time next year... I could buy another one of these.”

It’s not that the people who are telling you about ‘passion’ are corporate shills.…

That’s because EA went through getting crucified for it’s ridiculous work practices back in 2004:

I worked 80 hour weeks for years for an environmental testing company. They had purchased a new instrument to test that would replace older equipment. I worked like a slave to develop the methods necessary for accurate dependable results. The free time I did have I often used to research and read about the…