Lime candy is disgusting and sour apple or watermelon are the only appropriate green candy flavors.

She sure beats Kai Ryssdal going on about the newest app to disrupt pork futures for an hour in drive time.

Wait...do you mean that this show actually helps people with anxiety? Opposite effect in me — legit hyperventilate when the shortbread towers topple or someone is told their Swansea pastie is soggy and they look devastated. Don’t even get me started on Ruby’s season. I loved Ruby so goddamn much.

You say, whatever works and the mommy war is over after starting your comment with the super shade of, “some mothers really want to spend time with their children.” If you don’t get why that would offend and infuriate people, I don’t know how to clarify it for you.

jfc. It’s looks like if you tried to pee in the ocean in that thing the piss would shoot up the front, squirt out your cleavage, and hit you in the face.

PS: I am a fun mom.

“From ‘Mag-Hags’ to ‘Lesbian Shitasses’: The Struggle for Feminist Media in a Capitalist Society”

I’d read this every night to my first born.

Lentil Eating Lesbian Shit Ass: My Years as a Moderately Well Received Jezebel Commenter.

That guy went down and got the necklace for Britney, right?

I would write everything down in very calm, very professional language, basically explaining what you stated here. Salary = good, title/level = not so good, and make your case for the higher title/level. Practice your case and staying on point until you feel comfortable. Request an appointment to speak with the…

I have the BP oil spill on my face, does anyone have recommendations for a good pressed powder?

BEAUTY THREAD!

“I want Honey Nut Cheerios”

Fellow fed here. I am so frustrated with fed agency IT departments. It seems like all they did to clean up after the data breach was update the yearly FISSA+ training to say “DON’T GIVE OUT PII” over and over again.

As a fed who is now under ID theft watch thanks to the massive data breach some years ago, IT security at federal agencies is a joke. They’re hacked constantly. Her emails were probably safer on her private account just because it would be mostly unrecognizable.

Man, this bill was not 1337. In fact, one could say it got pwnt. fUx0r3d, even.

If the FDA would like to recommend a better way to eat my feelings I’d love to hear it.

I get the same sense. I think to some degree it’s a function of the victims. After Sandy Hook, it almost felt too difficult to breathe, but the gay community is an engaged, intelligent, politically active community that has already been through every imaginable tragedy and has heard it all before. Gay people didn’t…