Considering how many couples take cruises as honeymoons and things, how does this make an iota of sense to not regularly stock contraceptives of any kind? Isn’t that like running a Chuck E Cheese but ripping out all the arcade games and animatronics?

As a resident of MA, the thing that irks me the most is the backlash on ordinary pain patients of the heroin/opioid epidemic. It’s become outrageously difficult to get even 10 percocet, from doctors you know, who know you and why you need them, because they are afraid of getting a visit from the DEA. It’s time to…

You young whippersnappers will never know the joy of drunkenly dancing to Mr. Brownstone in skin tight acid washed jeans and a crop top. I pity you.

My body is presently taking revenge for the way I treated it the first forty years of my life. Does that count?

Breaking news from Ohio: A new law will require that any woman who has an abortion must hold a full age appropriate birthday party for the fetus every year until said fetus is 18 years old. Furthermore, said woman must include fetus in all holiday card photos and will take to Disney world at least twice in said…

How I picture Ellie and Joanna

OMG LOL

“Nothing is more important than the safety of our kids.”

The rules:

You know, when I finally sat down for my Vogue profile, security just immediately escorted me out of the building. Very rude.

“I guess I’ll just tell her about Santa, then.”

You need weirder friends. My feed this time of year includes pictures of that elf either doing bad things or having bad things down to it. Here is one of my favorites.

For the uninitiated, the book—which is a relatively short 28 pages

I hate that damn elf and I’m so glad it wasn’t a thing when my kids were little because it is creepy.

At it’s extreme, this type of obsession with “clean eating” is called orthorexia. It’s a recognised disorder. When people get so involved in a certain type of restrictive diet, such as paleo, it can be really harmful. But often it’s not picked up, and people who are obsessive are celebrated as super-healthy role…

I am very sorry for those whose income relys on snowfall, but after last winter if I never see another flake I will be a happy woman.

Yeah, or what about Radio Lab which is essentially TAL on PCP?

guys hes not wrong

Truthfully, no lives matter. We did nothing after Sandyhook. Kinda shows that we don’t care who dies, even little kids. Once you’re okay with that, the discussion ends.

I know that Gawker now wants to cover politics but I also know that all of us readers of Jezebel prefer to read about shity GOP candidates not even reacting to this shooting at The Slot.