I’ve always liked the idea that Victor’s scar was minor, but to him any imperfection was hideous. Doom’s not exactly a “just get over it, it’s no big deal” kind of guy, and I love how wearing a permanent metal skull mask to cover a tiny scar on his otherwise handsome face gets that across.

Yes! We’re all organisming right now! You, me, everyone in the world is organisming! Our cells are organisms that make up structures like our hearts, lungs, our bones, and our skin! Every moment of our precious lives were organisming until we can organism no more!

She proceeds to explain to him that only a hamburger contains meat, and that a cheeseburger is vegetarian. She says she knows this because she has been to McDonald’s in London literally *hundreds* of times in the last few years, and that a cheeseburger is always vegetarian when she orders one!

After adjusting the temperature of their water twice

If Cheeseburgers are vegetarian food, then I can say with all certainty that I can be a vegetarian.

I own a Vita and I love it, so I am also disappointed by this turn of events.

I think one of the biggest issues is just marketing. A lot of people, particularly teenagers, would love to have a Vita, but they just don’t know it. I live near a high school, and when I walk the dog around lunch, I often see kids outside,…

does that man ever age? what is his secret?

So I looked up what this “Fellow” title means and found this:

So this is it, this is how Western civilization crumbles.

we know evolution can take course over time, but this guy is way out of wack compared the others O__O

Nope, I don’t believe that at all. A few years back, I went to a signing for Peace Walker and originally the store was only allowing people that got tickets from them to have a signing. I didn’t know about that at the time nor did a good majority of the people in the line as the original flyer/posting said Kojima was…

I love the fact that a gold pen was used to go with the rest of the console’s design. It’s the small things!

I can just imagine him sneaking out of the heavily armed murder camp that is konami headquarters to do this. Most likely in a cardboard box.

I follow Chris’s reviews because he is incredibly valuable to me - I almost never agree with him. I wish people would understand that a reviewer with different tastes than you isn’t “wrong” - they’re just as necessary to identify as reviewers who share your taste to a T.

Would like to take this time for a shout out to the best of game manuals. You dunked the letter in water to get the code. :)

Jesus tapdancing Christ... How do you manage living on that island? Everything is trying to kill you AND waffles “aren’t a thing”?

"You really shouldn't call it a bowl if you aren't going to put soup in it!"

Look. I am at work. I read about White Tiger and lost it at my desk. Because I frequently lose it (angrily) on a regular, no one came to see what was wrong. However the phone rang and I was like Tech BWHAHAHAHAHAHAH TIGERS!

During high school I washed dishes in what passed for a fancy seafood restaurant in my outer-borough neighborhood. The entrees came out with a twice-baked potato and a little mini-bowl of vegetables. The owner instructed us that if potato or vegetable came back untouched we were to give it to the cook so he could…

I like my gratuity grilled until it's tender. Please remember that for next time.