Let me be clear that if this revival does not include a scene wherein which Rory falls to her knees and begs Jess to forgive her for sticking with Shitty Logan when he came back into her life as a legitimately solid boyfriend option, not once but TWICE (when he published his first book and then when he was a store…

WHOA. What the ever loving fuck?

His lips are pursed, not tender, his tongue juts in and out