What say you, cheerleaders?

On a serious note, the more sports people who talk about Spicer and the administration’s lying (let’s call it what it is, lamestream media), the less it can be ignored and explained away by Trump’s base.

Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.

Be aware of agent provocateurs. They may be women. They may look like you and chant the same things as you. But their entire purpose is to rile you up and push the group into doing illegal things or getting arrested. Just be sure to stay calm and protest peacefully. If someone tries to start stuff, just walk away.

fart every time you leave your desk.

I’m sure he’ll say, “we had the biggest crowds ever!!” But deep down it kills him that the crowds are small, just like it kills him that he is perceived as an illegitimate president.

Wow, how did that kid get ahold of Trump’s speech?!

Conner. His name is Conner.

“the deal was reached a week ago, but has been kept ‘a big secret’ because Michele’s camp feared the seven days of criticism that would surely lead up the divisive President-elect’s big day.”

This whole film seems like a practical joke played by a sociopath. There’s an entire website devoted to knowing if the dog dies in any given film- a movie where the same dog dies over and over and over again sound like something only a small fraction of people would be able to stomach, let alone find entertaining.

...aaaaanndd I won’t be seeing that.

“He has not been a person to do staged events for the sake of doing staged events.”

I just heard about 80 congress people skipped Nixon’s in 1973. Let’s see if we can match or beat that number.

“...you can’t support the troops and be for national health care; that’s illegal in this country.”

Dave Lozo is my hero.

E!’s new series Revenge Body with Khloe Kardashian is based on the idea that if someone wrongs you, you can get back at them by altering your body’s shape and size.

I have a coworker who mixes a can of green beans and Tuna and microwaves it for lunch like every single day. It smells horrific. She’s not some sort health nut though, she’s like 70 so no one is going to stop her.

This show sounds about as interesting as listening to my co-workers endlessly discussing crossfit and marathons while eating tuna straight out of the can at lunch.

WHERE’S MY TOTEM?!

He has the mental capacity of a 5-year-old