Alec Baldwin is less sad if you imagine Jack Donaghy saying the things that come out of his mouth.

"I won't be in tomorrow, Lemon, I'm being subpoenaed by the Gay Department of Justice."

Are you kidding? She's 22 but looks like a 35 yr old waitress at Chili's.

I think that was the most Saints way to end a playoff game.

I report with a heavy heart that these used to be my jam. I do, however, still shake the container to dress a salad from a salad bar. Lyfe skills. Mcdonalds taught 'em.

The McDLT had one of McDonald's best ever commercials.

Fuck you.

It sounds like you're really angry because other people won't do something that you force yourself to do but hate. I'd have a think about why that's your reaction.