That is way more eloquent that I could possibly be. My only reaction was FUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKK YOOUUUUUUUUUUU!

Grade: F (Blake Shelton says he’ll make you come come hell or high water.)

We might have to wait until it spreads far enough north that white people’s babies are threatened before we see real action on a vaccine.

WHY IS COLDPLAY PLAYING THE SUPERBOWL? WHY ARE WE PRETENDING THAT BEYONCE IS A FEATURED ARTIST RATHER THAN ADMITTING THAT COLDPLAY IS GOING TO BE HER BACK-UP BAND?

“all the wrong curves in all the wrong places!”

This makes me sad. Not just for you, but for anyone who reads this and things that there is such a thing.

i remember reading an article once about this, the author basically stated that fat girls have to try harder in order to look “put together” than skinny girls. she said that a skinny girl can wear a pair of jeans and a plain t shirt and it’s considered cute, but when a fat girl does it it’s thought to be sloppy or…

Oh no! I found a glitch in the system (with my touch screen desktop) that is going to keep me glued longer than anticipated... I’m in love and I have even start accessorizing yet!

.... thaaaaaaat sounds a lot dirtier than you meant it to, I bet.

instead of this BS debate can we all just gather together and be outraged about Ron’s lack of fiery ginger locks?

Fire Code Violation

If people thought it was a real beef, what do these people think motivated the two of them to collaborate on a song together?

stop outsourcing your job to the people who read this site

When I was 20, I was working at a bookstore and living with my boyfriend, who also worked at the same bookstore. It was a small bookstore, with only 7 employees and when the holiday party rolled around we all went to a bar in Montouk and proceeded to get ripped. I had lost track of my boyfriend and started to make out…

i don’t know how i’d feel if my partner told me i’m at my sexiest while pregnant. probably kind of upset because i don’t plan on being pregnant for most of my life.

“Advertiser is a rather stout young woman....wants to marry a good looking fellow, with not any very bad faults, have $200 saved...”

This was not the piece on cute puffins as I’d first thought.

Reading this felt like I’d just been handed the instruction manual to a device I’d never heard of, badly translated through six languages before landing on English.

How much time ya got?

oh, the guy who killed a kid is a bad person