I didn’t gasp but I did involuntary choke-laugh.

The fact that its efficacy rate is on par with condoms honestly shocks me.

God, I thought he was so hot here.

I thought they were suing a celebrity, though...

I love how doctors manhandle babies so confidently like a sack of potatoes. I hold my niece like she is made of tissue paper, but this guy is a pro!

He was going to be publicly beheaded as the encore act of the final performance.

The current “country music loving American public” doesn’t know who Hank Williams is.

I love that. I want more of it. I just don’t want it to turn into this new wave of reality momming that will eventually overwhelm and annoy me also.

i see nary a prescription pill bottle in sight

Not my story, but friends of mine were outed as swingers at Thanksgiving dinner once. A fundamentalist sister found out via the internet that the young couple were in the Lifestyle and blabbed all in front of God and Grandma and the mashed potatoes.

This story only starts out like a horror story. It was horrible for me at the time. My boyfriend and I were celebrating our first Thanksgiving together. It was also just a couple years since my Mom died, a loss which had blasted a huge hole in our family. We scattered after that and had Thanksgivings either alone or…

Yeah, cause we all know how effective weight loss is, and even more, how useful it is targeting weight loss to certain parts of the body. Good try at being a bitch, though.

TEAM ‘JAY DID IT’

Oh, forgive me. I didn’t realize you were an asshole.

“If you’d just BRUSH your hair more often it would look good!”

Sorel boots probably don’t work well as bed sheets.

The SVU episode pretty much writes itself.

babies can’t date. only one baby at a time fits in the cozy coupe.

First Grantland, now Gawker. What, do these people want me to actually WORK at work?!