i thought emma stone was hawaiian tho?

I would leave my current position immediately if I could find something that paid remotely close to what I’m currently making. Too many openings ask for 2-3 years experience, bachelors degree (masters preferred) with a starting pay of $10/hour.

werd.

You don’t need to remind most kids on a sports team of that. The ones who aren’t very good are acutely aware of it.

i miss that guy that shot him in the face

she looks 13 because she’s going a horrified puss on her face because of the scary black people she’s seeing.

On top of this news, Ken Paxton... says the state’s voter ID law “remains in effect” despite a federal appeals court ruling that it violates the Voting Rights Act of 1965. And on the 50th Anniversary of the signing of the Voting Rights Act of 1965 signed into law by that sometimes racist LBJ. For shame, Ken Paxton!…

Cady, will you please tell him his hair looks sexy pushed back?

Is it an unpopular opinion to suggest that actual cheese lovers have nothing to worry about?

These photographs are very Kate Chopin, The Awakening.

“Is that a world tour or your girl’s tour?” - Drake lyric on Back to Back Freestyle

Saying being overweight is a lifestyle choice is like saying skin cancer is a lifestyle choice. Do you cover your skin with sunscreen everyday, regardless of whether you’re going out (because windows)?

fucking logan.

Poor Nas, always the bridesmaid.

I try not to rage at much...but “you cannot rape your spouse” has me fucking furious right now.

As someone from Waller County, calling it the most racist town in the state is a little hyperbolic. Especially in the same state as Vidor.

Cops say he has “minor criminal offenses” on his record

Do that for Jason Derulo and die of alcohol poisoning before the first song is over

Watching someone else play video games is the actual 9th circle of hell.