Not a disaster story, but a tip for any of you who might be mailing out invitations at some point: Assign each household a number and put it on the back of the RSVP card. Some people don't remember to put their own names on the card, or the names are illegible. It also gives you a simple way to sort them so you can…

cat food?

I want to like canned tuna, it seems like the perfect thing for a healthy lunch. BUT OMG WHY DOES IT SMELL LIKE THAT MAKE IT STOP URGH.

I am a fan of your CPAC coverage; very fair, which cannot be easy. Also: enlightening! (But did anyone see Jesse Watters???)

I heard that if you put the painting in front of a mirror with all the lights off and the shades drawn and say, "I did not have sexual relations," three times, you get a coupon for free dry-cleaning.

... seriously, though. Biting the hand that feeds you, much?

You need to start this business. Baby cutting the ribbon on a new park! Baby defending dissertation! Baby putting out a house fire!

Wait, there are actually people in the projection room?
#memoriesofamisspentyouth

My daughter does hers like that.

I'm going to start an airline where all the seats are first class. it's going to be called, private jet.

I think I could do a series on dressing my comically large boobs. One would just be a slideshow of all the shirts I have missing the third button.

Thanks for the link!

You're adorbs. I always love seeing the way people style themselves—I've spent about 5+ years in retail, on and off, and I still do enjoy dressing people up like my own personal Barbie dolls.

*looks at title*

i wish i had ts clearance. i friggin love secrets.

Have been listening to PH 2 or 3 times a day for almost a year...and I never do that, not with any album- and I'm 46. It is actually impossible to get sick of this album. That's how bloody good she is. Can't wait to see what she comes up with next.

I like seeing North wearing clothing that the power of advertising taught me isn't toddler-wear. If I didn't see it on a baby on tv or in a catalog (where I was being told to buy it), I know it's wrong! You see, companies that make babies' clothes are obsessed with ensuring the babies' comfort (definitely not making…

I haven't even watched this yet, but that the still of that video looks creepy af.