I would star you more if i could.

Kinda rockin’ the Christopher Walken Prophecy look there...

That’s what I love about Gunslingers. I get older, but they stay the same age. Alright, alright.

I’m an anti-manscaping dude. I shave my face and get my hair cut. Whatever else happens, happens.

Giving head shouldn’t require an involuntary flossing of the teeth with nasty nasty pubes.

Oh please, everyone knows the true connoisseur only listens to wax cylinders.

Remember how much work Lucas did to try to get high fidelity sound into cinemas...and now we’re back-sliding into vinyl?

I’m so sorry you had to go through all that. I did the same thing; figured I was safer if I waited to leave until he was locked up. But, thanks to the $1200/hr attorney he had, the ATTEMPTED MURDER and KIDNAPPING charges were reduced to aggravated assault/serious bodily injury, false restraint, unlawful imprisonment,…

·Also, why don’t women just leave abusive relationships?

Yeah, I read her letter several times over and was like, “Wait, something is missing here...” and then I realized what it was: acknowledgement that her son was, at best, being really fucking creepy. Her primary concern seemed to be, “they have money and I’m worried we’ll get railroaded.” Not very promising. And that’s…

On a similar note: The biggest threat to a pregnant woman is being murdered (usually by the baby-daddy). Look up the stats.

What a sad and unnecessary outcome. Clearly I'm preaching to the choir but gun control. We need gun control.

What a dickhead. Look, break-ups suck, even if you’re the one initiating the breakup. Heartbreak sucks. I mean we’re talking deep, heart-wrenching, physical pain here. But life goes on, and if you can get through the agonizing sleepless nights (hopefully not over or under someone else), you will find that during that…

*please pull through*

“Men are afraid women will laugh at them. Women are afraid men will kill them.” - Margaret Atwood.

Stray cats often eat lizards, so of course they’d show up at the summit of the secret lizard people overlords.

Does the end begin Eastern standard time? Is it an all day event because I have a ton of tivo to catch up on