The fact is that Woody Allen was investigated by two separate law enforcement agencies and exonerated

Hi Woody. Your movies suck.

Hi Woody. Didn’t know you had a Kinja account.

Oooh, a polygraph test. Fuck off with your boilerplate Mia nonsense that you had saved to your hard drive.

OH THANK GOD IT WASN’T RACISM! I thought it was maybe racism, but since you were asked about surfing which is the exact same as implying an entire nation is illiterate or has yet to move beyond pre-Colonial modes of transportation which implies a larger lack of “civilization,” it is ALL GOOD.

You kinda lost me on the ew factor for father/daughter dances. Is there some hidden agenda I don’t know about?

They mad that. a black woman has the temerity, the audacity, the muthufuckin unmitigated GALL to point out the obvious: it’s NOT bankability, it’s not marketability, it not “only color is GREEN”...it’s a system intent on getting away with treating the most marginalized like they’d better be goddamn grateful they’re in…

I’d be more inclined to be pissed at them if Miss Darby hadn’t created the righteously indignant video about not getting free shit. She’s literally whining about not getting the room “for a discount or for free”. Literally. Then she goes on a long tirade about “older people” (in their 30s........yeah) are discouraging…

Polite perhaps, but I’m not sure I’d go as far as professional.

You, like Matt Damon, should shut your mouth! She is a goddess.

Yo, your experience sounds awful and it’s terrible that that happened to you, but DO NOT.

Do you know how many women are assualted or murdered when they say no flat out?

But if it was a sex act in violation of her consent, isn’t it by definition a sexual assault?

When your opinion is that forcible rape is the only rape/sexual assault, it should be dismissed.

It’s really not that hard. If you have to persuade/cajole/“soften up” someone, don’t do it. If you’re not getting clear, enthusiastic consent, don’t do it. You might get laid less, but the alternative is much worse.

This piece is fucking shameful. You were silent on it this weekend but finally decided to throw in your two cents to criticize how the story was told and talk about consent “blurring”? Jezebel, what the fuck are you doing?

“And to suggest that sticking your fingers down a woman’s throat on the first hookup is unexpected - please get out more.”

Um...what?

Going to someone’s place does not mean you consent to any and all sexual acts following your arrival there, and this idea is damaging as fuck.

If you consent to vaginal sex but not to anal sex, but someone has anal sex with you anyway, when you didn’t consent to it, would you say “Oh but I went back to their place so…

“to suggest that sticking your fingers down a woman’s throat on the first hookup is unexpected - please get out more.”