The girl wasn't standing next to Adam Lanza while he pulled the trigger. These guys aided in the cover up of a crime.

You have a low opinion of teenage boys.

"Mom" is a universal insult. Add it to any noun to indicate lack of skill, lack of creativity, lack of style, and lack of intelligence. See also: mom jeans, mom hair, mommy blogs. I look forward to the feminists of Jezebel figuring out what is wrong this, but they haven't yet.

People Instagram pictures of bacon and post videos of themselves while they are high. There's a whole lotta self-important going on, not just preggos.

I defer to your understanding. My experience is limited.

I don't think she's missing any teeth. They look like mine and I'm not missing any. :$ (that's supposed to be a braces emoticon)

I've always understood slash fiction to be named for the "/" in guy/guy or girl/girl romances. So slash is Harry and Draco, but crack would be Hermione and Hagrid.

Kween if it's a girl and King if it's a boy

What is the proper spelling of "yolo"?

I found your reply terribly amusing. I keep chuckling.

Being married suggests a certain stability that is good for when you get pregnant. This is also evident when the cohabiting couple has been together longer than 5 years: stability. Trying to create stability by getting married after you get pregnant isn't going to work. It would be only superficial stability.

AMBER! You rock! I think you looked so beautiful and your wedding looked fun.

Amelia Earhart's mom was the first woman to climb Pikes Peak in Colorado, one of the 14,000 foot mountains!

I noticed as I watched (and mouthed all the songs) that I remembered the things I felt as a teen in the 80s. Each scene was like nostalgia for my own life (Nicolas, why didn't you choose ME in 8th grade??)

Yeah, I was waiting for Eponine to show up and sing in the death scene. I always looped that part when I listened to it non stop as a teen.

I hate when the hero pulls out some unexpected power that has never been mentioned before and perfectly solves the problem. Usually this is some magic power that could have averted all the problems if it had been used in the beginning. Also bat utility belts.

The Departed is the only film that I've searched YouTube to find clips of the sex scene. He had me.

I assume we are supposed to find Jane to be the villain here and mock her in some way. Is that right?

Got it. Scientists are people, too. You are all mad at me now. All I meant was I imagined scientists were very busy.

Yes. I have insulted all the scientists now. I did not say they were unfeminine or lacked style. I meant that I imagine scientists who do important work don't have TIME.