I think it’s an led bulb dimming in the room in which our simulation is running. Nothing more.

Definitely aliens.

I think I’ll enjoy it either way.

Thank you. Almost nobody brings up the lack of representation of Bears at the Academy awards. Did you know that, as it stands, there have been over 1700 acting nominations in the history of the awards and only 23 have gone to Bears(Meryl Streep, Claude Rains).

The dead end was frustrating, because, as a fat feminist, I was hungry to find out who the original poster could be so I could then eat them.

hahahaha she’s so bored BABIES THEY’RE JUST LIKE US

...it's a great thing.

You're like the Hamilton Nolan of milk. That's not a good thing.

cereal is way, way better when the milk is almond milk