Vomiting but when you’ve vomited up all that’s left so your in heaving pain and all that’s coming up is some bile and mucus and you wanna die. And you know your body will just do it again in twenty minutes.

I’ve thought for a long time that for federal income tax purposes they should have the country divided into cost of living zones so that people who live in stupidly expensive places can take a night standard deduction, etc. So, say, San Francisco, NY, DC, etc would be zone 1 and would get deductions and credits that…

Except for the fact that our policies and actions over the last few decades are directly responsible for those people being refugees in the first place.

“Most corner stores are dirty, over-priced, lack variety, and frankly are terrifying to go into”

Sorry about your baby.

“They hire writers because of how they translate stories and facts into words. When they hire black writers, they know—and usually want—the facts and story filtered through the lens of a black reporter.”

27 year old millennial here. I never felt so old until I went back to university-and realized the kids were speaking an entirely different dialect, and did not have the same concerns as I do. Which is fine, I was 20 once too.

#4 provided the LOL I desperately needed tonight!

Red. And bullseyes.

I WISH my kid only spent $300/yr on school lunch.

“Leave Taylor alone!!!” screams everyone who claimed Katy Perry was thirsty and pathetic for Swish Swish.

Lmao this turned into a shaming tiger woods thread real fast. I mean, id get it if he put the pics out himself, but...

Hi! *waves* feminist and a cheater here. I have tits and a vagina.

Jesus fucking christ, is his ex wife a 14 year old experiencing social media for the first time?

How about the “My soul-crushing commute is slowly killing my desire to live” highway? -A former resident of Northern Virginia.

While I generally agree with your sentiment, as someone who has to take Route 1 every day, I’d prefer to bury the name in the ash heap of history while still maintaining the road.

One thing I will recommend—buy a kickass interview outfit that fits the body you have now. Interviews are stressful enough without feeling like your suit is slightly too tight or worrying you’re going to pop a button into the Executive Director’s eye.

People only make this tortured free speech argument, as private companies of course aren’t covered in the first amendment, in favor of white supremacist groups.

In the past few weeks we’ve said goodbye to the Mooch, Spicey, Reince and as of today, Steve Bannon.