He’s still the only “celebrity” death that has ever affected me. I think we’ll be in dire need of smart, sardonic individuals who can both relate to us yet call us on our shit without the faintest sense of guilt. He was a refreshing breathe of air in an atmosphere saturated with the chattering class, sycophants and…

You’re right on about her musical career being “born on third and thinks she hit a triple.”

Sigh, while I could never stomach watching it anymore knowing what we know now about Bill Cosby, I do really miss this show. And what I haven’t seen anybody mention is that Owens is probably trying to make up for lost income because the show isn’t on reruns 15 times a day and he no longer gets those residual checks.

Elvin was a pretty consistent part of the show’s last 4-5 seasons. The Cosby Show was also, until a few years ago, frequently rerun. I certainly would have recognized him if I’d seen him.

HE WORE HIS NAME TAG TO THE INTERVIEW!!! God, Mr. Owens is awesome.

Cliff and Claire tried to warn Elvin not to quit medical school to open that wilderness store.

If Ms. McCarron doesn’t give a shit, I guess I really don’t either.

Fantasia’s hat is really chic. It’s one of those excellent iconic late 70s/ early 80s styles due for a revival. But it’s not called a fascinator; that’s a cocktail hat.

Imagine writing a description of a Mitch Hedberg show. “He concluded with some brief non sequiturs about absurd and frankly unlikely situations. I guess you had to be there?”

Aziz Ansari doesn’t deserve the level of vitriol directed at Louis CK et al. CK masturbated to his subordinates then blackballed them with his influence. Aziz Ansari thought he was getting a groupie one night stand, she thought it was a date. Neither of them clarified their expectations for the night. He was an…

I say this in a way that is divorced from Aziz or the woman victimized:

Hey, Pence.

We now live in a world where “losing a game of Madden” is now on the list of stats for “causes of a mass shooting”. How fucking fantastic.

He’s right. Nothing is as disrespectful to the game of tennis as wearing clothing designed for comfort and ease of movement while you play it.

Nadal, Federer, and Djokovic should show up in catsuits next year.

I don’t know, it seems like maybe the reason she gave for not watching football is a more important issue for the sports yakkers to address than the effect not watching has on a morning show? Maybe?

He regrets that Courtney Smith spoke and Brett McMurphy reported it.

Urban Meyer is a morally bankrupt piece of shit, as is the OSU administration, I think we can all agree on that. But what depresses me in these stories is why do we expect the internet and employers to pick up the slack for a justice system that clearly doesn’t care about protecting women? Instead of like, expecting…

There’s no analogous situation for men. So men get to have full dominion over their bodies, but women don’t. I guess this is obvious, but to me it’s like saying “Let’s not even pretend men and women have the same basic rights.” It codifies inequality.

This idea that women shouldn’t have sex if they don’t want to get pregnant, and that we have an obligation to carry a pregnancy to term, is so ridiculous and morally repugnant in a free society.

Let’s say his argument is true, and that a fetus has human rights. Let’s go with that for a second.