Eidunno.

To be fair, I’ve watched a lot of my friends end up married to charming and otherwise lovely guys who they end up supporting because they can’t/won’t hold down a job. None of them thought this would be the case; they thought their partners were just having a bad stretch of luck. Some of them do their part by being…

There are definitely people out there for money, absolutely!

I just want to know what a 19-year-old woman and a 46-year-old man talk about.

I’m in a vote by mail state. We get a big voter book explaining all the candidates and positions, and our ballots, weeks before Election Day. Plenty of time to read and think about and fill out the ballot.  New this year, you don’t even need to put a stamp on it to put it in the mail.  Last year, primary turnout was…

Uhh, OF COURSE you should. Frankly, I am surprised publicists don’t all do this already. When I was in freaking high school I was smart enough to realize that posting drunk pictures of myself on Facebook could have negative consequences... And I was a fucking dumbass in high school! If dipshit Zukka could figure that…

Kourtney isn’t some plastic surgery freak. She seems to have let her body heal after each pregnancy and didn’t feel the need to pump her ass up to a ridiculous measure. She also seems the least fame hungry.

I’ve always found her the most beautiful. I don’t really know anything about their personalities, but in my imagination she has the best one. 

Out of all of them, Kourtney’s style and look is most interesting to me, especially her maternity looks. It’s also extremely hard to believe she is turning 40 next year.

When I was in Catholic high school, we learned that the death penalty was a no-go all the time. Maybe I learned a different form of Catholicism. 

I make way way way less than $10 million and I can afford to pay the guy who mows my lawn every other week. 

Can we call them joots?

I used to have a long-distance sorta boyfriend, way back in college. One of the things we would do together is watch jeopardy while we talked on the phone. We would sync up our TVs and play along, half-assedly keeping score. Only Jeopardy in my town aired an hour before Jeopardy in his. So I cheated. Like all the time…

I had one glorious Jeopardy! moment 3 years ago. I was doing per diem work at a community residence for the mentally ill. They all watched the show religiously. I watched it with them that evening. It was like the categories had been handpicked for me. I was throwing out correct “answers” to nearly every “question”.…

Excuse me but are you suggesting that a man who was raised by a Klansman who was arrested for rioting over there being too many Catholics in the police department and who also wants to outlaw Islam, making it a centerpiece of his campaign, would also have a problem with Jews? 

She and I are the same age, and she could easily pass as 10-15 years older than me. Yikes!

Motherfucker, decide which way you want it before you sit down for a nine-hour interview. Daily Mail should ask for their money back.

The Parent Trap is also notable as the debut of Lindsay Lohan’s bad British accent.

While I believe that a family law judge in the 1950s might suggest “Hey, just split the twins and never discuss this again,” I always found it hard to believe that a judge in the 80s/90s would ever suggest that. Or that the extended families and friends of the once-married couple would be OK with it and no one would…

I’m not surprised the Queen has her own diet, but mandating it on guests seems like poor etiquette.