NEVER EVER THREATEN MASCARA AGAIN OR YOU WILL SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES THE LIKES OF WHICH FEW THROUGHOUT HISTORY HAVE EVER SUFFERED BEFORE. WE THIRTY-FOUR YEAR OLD MOMS ARE NOT ONES WITH THE MONEY OR TIME FOR EXPENSIVE LASH TREATMENTS. BE CAUTIOUS!

Good, make conservatives actually articulate why they believe people don’t deserve these things. Put them on the defensive for why “kids don’t deserve education” is good policy.

My problem with this one wasn’t the privilege of the diarist. I don’t know her, maybe she’s insufferable or feels that she’s truly “roughing it”, but generally, get by however you need to. My folks are helping me move apartments right now (though it’s nowhere close to a monthly allowance and will be paid back), and if…

I found out recently that my mom didn’t breastfeed any of her kids, and her reasoning was so my dad could take care of us too. “I fed these kids for nine months with my own body 24/7. Once they’re born, it’s going to be more equal.”

Completely agree. “Breast is best” really gets at the total philosophy of modern postpartum care - sole focus on baby’s health and very little attention paid to the mother’s health.

My pediatrician said that the “1 mom is responsible for feeding 1 baby” model is a relatively recent phenomenon. She had worked in a small rural community in South America where all of the lactating moms would take turns feeding the newborn while helping the new mom recover. So mom got a break while learning how to…

breastfeeding industrial complex

It’s okay! You’re still a good mom! Everybody’s body is different and some bodies are better at breastfeeding than others. Your body can do other kickass shit - like cook up a super cool kid, who you now get to watch grow and learn for the rest of her amazing life. Formula IS a life-saver, and there is absolutely,…

I am sure this will get flack - but - 

One theory about Kate’s demeanor at the wedding - and I agree with it - is that she was plain exhausted. It was only 3 weeks postpartum.

Kate looks besotted with baby Louis, which is, of course, how it should be.

that dress is tragic. i think the color is lovely (no argument with the piss jokes, though), and the motion is wonderful. but the draping and structure of the bodice is hilariously, ridiculously wrong. Melania Trump has got to be one of the easiest figures to dress from a purely geometric standpoint - the woman’s got…

I’ve always said that I’ve yet to see a man who didn’t look good in a tux.  Welp, now I’ll have to add an asterisk to that line every time. 

I think in theory it’s the other way around: HBC’s Red Queen was styled to reference images of QEI.

It looks like she’s wearing two separate engagement rings.  It’s not cohesive at all.

Good fucking lord. This is like the whole myth of Jessica Simpson being a Billionaire. Anyone who works in merchandising can tell you THE BRAND is worth (allegedly) 800M at RETAIL. She is getting her cut from wholesale, which would be about 375-4o5M. Her cut is based on a royalty, likely 12% given her clout. This…

No comment on “Kulture” but “Kiari” is a BEAUTIFUL name. 

I chose not to breastfeed baby CDC for many reasons and it was awesome. I support Cardi B on this. Let her dream big. It’s not hurting you.

“I don’t want to miss one second. I don’t want to miss no smiles, I don’t want to miss no new movement,

I appreciate the dissonance of politely calling him ‘Mr. President’ before lobbing a glorious f-bomb at him.