That’s what makes this extra egregious. Native Americans INVENTED LACROSSE!!!

Video footage of the would-be thief:

I completely agree that it ignores America’s indigenous history. However, I think what she’s generally referring to is the lack of historical architecture, which is history you can see and touch. I studied abroad in Ireland, and my town had a castle from the 1100s that I walked by every day. There’s just nothing like…

I’m an American ex-pat living in Australia, and it is definitely an adjustment. Fortunately, they speak English, but the spelling is different and the slang is different and they have different words for things. I’ve been here about a year and a half, and I’d say it took a good 9 months to a year to really feel…

Schroedinger’s 2nd Amendment

Good Lord... I don’t even know if Nathan Chen can do that.

This is such an interesting move. I don’t know of any Russian skaters who skate outside of Russia with non-Russian coaches. On one hand, Medvedeva is an incredibly talented skater who is strong both technically and artistically, and she could definitely benefit from breaking out of the formulaic world of Eteri…

The way this is going, the only Olympic sport missing from the list is every single other one.

I love this one, and think it’d be perfect for Meghan. It’s modern, simple, and not too big.

I’d love to see the Strathmore Rose tiara, but I read that it’s very fragile, and that’s why no one’s worn it in so long.

OK, these ladies are definitely not authorities on tiaras.

“Pompoms or Shoulder Pads” is a VERY stupid name.

I’m with you. A “Sip and See” (awful name) sounds much better than a baby shower to me. Everyone can coo over the baby and bring food and you can actually have a drink.

Sometimes I think I might be too selfish or too impatient to be a parent. But then I am reminded at how sooo many other parents act, and I think, “I can definitely do better than that.”

I haaaaaate “gender” reveal parties. First of all, you’re revealing the sex, not the gender. Secondly, the themes are always sooooo awful. “Bows or Bowties?” “Guns or Glitter?” Gross. Thirdly, I hate how everything around pregnancy and parenthood has become so performative in his age of social media. I understand…

I, too, am a pedant and cranky.

Adore’s Anna Nicole Smith was one of the greatest Snatch Game performances ever, and she was clearly playing a very not-sober ANS.

I wanted to see her lip sync in that mask, Valentina-style. lol

Milk, right?

How has no one done Babs yet?!