You have to do someone who has a very well-defined personality or brand. That’s why Beyonce is a bad choice. Sarah Huckabee Sanders would kind of be a genius choice. Kellyanne Conway, too.

Ah, the rush pricing definitely makes sense. I’d be so interested to see an article about how queens prep to be on Drag Race.

I agree with all of that, but I’m just surprised it’s THAT costly.

I’m with you. The Vixen has been constantly starting shit for no real reason all season, and when people tell her to maybe let some comments roll off her back, she claps back that this is who she is and she won’t change just to make the workroom nicer. Then she wants to go after Eureka for refusing to change just to…

That seriously was crazy to hear. And also Asia (I think) mentioning that some queens were out on the runway in $10,000 of couture. How can it possibly cost that much?!

Finally, something good happened in Indiana!

THANK YOU FOR BEING ONE OF THE ONLY SANE PEOPLE HERE

Oh, God, Ronan Farrow is GORGEOUS. You could go swimming in those blue eyes.

100% this. Fuck the NFL for many, many reasons.

I wasn’t really sure if Smoky eye was a reference to her lazy eye or something else.

Vodka soda is fine, but you MUST serve it with at least one wedge of lime. Otherwise, it tastes like nothing.

I’ll be sure to tell my friends who were sexually assaulted while we were in college at Notre Dame that no rape occurs at Notre Dame. They’ll be very comforted.

I can still sing all the colors of the coat in the correct order. I could probably suffer serious brain damage and still retain that information, honestly. It is etched in my memory. Such a jam.

Literally everyone in that show is annoying except Gavroche.

This is the best comment ever.

Phantom is overrated. It’s aggressively fine. I don’t understand why it’s run this long.

OMG I support that.

The entire show is based on the laughable idea that Christine and the Phantom had sex and only gets more bizarre from there.

This weekend, I fell down the rabbit hole of the Love Never Dies Wikipedia page. Boy, that musical makes absolutely no sense. Critics abhorred it and nicknamed it Paint Never Dries, which really tickles me.

Sometimes I like to put on College Dropout and wonder how we got from that Kanye to this Kanye. Sigh.