I feel awful for Jordyn. She was the reigning world champion in the all-around, and she went pro based on the assumption she’d at least win an Olympic medal in the AA. I hate the stupid 2 per country rule that knocked her out of the AA. I also hate the NCAA rule against going pro in sports like gymnastics where a) you…

They’re still separate names for the separate genders. I want to see a school give a female name to all their sports teams. The West High Amazons or the State School Queens, for example.

Amazing! I also went to a women’s college, but sadly our mascot is not as cute as Gladys.

Sounds like you dodged several bullets in that situation.

So much cringe

WUTTTTT

Also, they already make purse-sized Doritos! They’re the snack-sized ones you get at concession stands and such!

Crystal Pepsi is my drag name.

I’m suuuper excited about the extra money and the lack of monthly bleeding.

Gross.

This makes me rage. Even things that aren’t gender-specific (like Bears or Lions) have to become Lady [school mascot]. I looked it up a few years ago and couldn’t find a single co-ed school with a distinctly female mascot. Kenyon College is the Lords and Ladies, which is the closest I could find.

But I DID lick my finger and move it around in the bottom of the bag to get all the crumbs...

I ate Doritos yesterday in public and I was not embarrassed by the crunch, and I even licked my fingers. Am I a man now?

Ha! True! Even funnier because Lululemon is a Canadian company, so they really should’ve known!

I probably would’ve gone with the traditional -y ending, but I don’t hate it. It’s not as bad as Reign and Chicago.

I am OBSESSED with Oiselle’s Distance running shorts, FYI. Best shorts of all time.

Which pair? (I hate myself for asking.)

Too true. I’m so mad because I recently bought my first item from Lululemon (very reluctantly after an exhaustive search for a specific style of tank top at every athletic retailer I could think of), and it’s the best fucking tank top I’ve ever owned. God damn it.

Nevertheless, he’s still getting an upfront cash payment of $3.35 million, as well as $1.65 million over 18 months as part of his separation agreement.

Ohhhhh shitttt a Doritos walking taco is a game changer. Patent that shit.