Put out a mediocre song, apparently.

Oh, she 100% reads all the comments.

This reminds me of that episode of Girls where Hannah and Elijah do a bunch of cocaine and go out dancing.

Yeah, this video makes it seem like that’s the case.

The video is much more self-aware than the lyrics, which is good.

There was no evacuation order from the city. Residents were told to shelter in place.

We have always been at war in Eastasia.

Oof, that sounds like a nightmare.

I don’t know about the lesser royals, but it’s actually considered a breach of protocol to touch the Queen. There was a minor uproar recently when the Governor General of Canada held the Queen’s arm while she was going up or down some steps.

Tiaras are generally reserved for nighttime functions. That’s why no one wears them at weddings. But I personally would rock one 100% of the time if I was royalty.

See, I think Kate’s dress was pretty timeless.

This is still pretty popular, especially in the southern US. For example: Reese Witherspoon is actually Laura Jeanne Reese Witherspoon, and her mom’s maiden name was Betty Reese.

Wait, so you had a hyphenated last name, and then you hyphenated your kids’ names? How does that work? Do they have 3 last names?

Nothing drives me crazier than when people say “we” or “they” are pregnant. No, SHE is pregnant. HE is still drinking alcohol and wearing his normal clothes and sleeping on his stomach and not having strangers try to touch his belly in public.

I hate myself for loving that song.

Yeah, it’s v. similar.

That chorus is...not what I was expecting.

It’s insane. I think sports are great. Participating in sports is a great way for kids to learn the value of teamwork and how to work toward achieving a goal. Obviously, the physical fitness aspect is valuable, too. But it boggles my mind how much emphasis people place on it. It’s insane the kind of pressure adults…

Terry Crews is in it, and he is a delight.

Who among us hasn’t been there, right?