As a lawyer, this was my first thought.

No, they were cleanly cut off and weighted down.

OH HELL THE FUCK NO

CHOP THEIR HEAD AND LIMBS OFF and THEN toss them in a sub and sink it to the bottom of the nearest body of water

My point was that tax money doesn’t just benefit kids; it heavily benefits old people, like the ones complaining about paying taxes now that their kids are grown.

Sometimes I think I would be a bad parent, but I guarantee I would be the first person to berate my child for saying something that stupid, so maybe I’d actually be pretty good.

I hope the enjoy their Social Security, Medicare, and the roads between their current home and Arizona.

How come there’s not a team competition at worlds this year?

Yes.

I feel like the only person in the world who can’t get on the Ragan train. She’s clearly very good, but she just leaves me cold. She always seems like she’s just going through the motions.

Oooh is there one episode in particular? Tara annoys the crap out of me, but I might have to give it a listen if it’s insightful.

DOWN WITH WOLF TURNS

1. Buy an interview outfit that fits your body right now. Nobody will see the tag except for you, and an outfit that fits will make you look a million times better than an outfit you have to squeeze yourself into.

Of course the cowards who showed up in Charlottesville last weekend didn’t stayed away from a city where open carry is illegal. They don’t care about the 1st Amendment; all they want to do is intimidate people.

Racism in the north is definitely more subtle, but just as bad. It’s “I have to move to the suburbs because the schools in the city are so bad” with the unspoken-but-implied part being “because they’re full of children of color.”

Don’t even get me started on how stupid sleeves are nowadays. Someone has decided that this is the summer of bell sleeves, and I am not happy.

I hope you have a good therapist. That would traumatize me.

Waxing should be classified as torture. It’s that bad.

I’ve also been to Gettysburg, and it’s wonderful. I have no problem with monuments/statues on battlefields. Those actually do have claim to the oft-misused idea that the statues are a preservation of history. Context is important.

The idea of melting and remaking the statues into something more inclusive is actually really interesting. I’d love to see that. Let’s learn from the horrors of our past and use them to build a better future.