I’m sure somebody will step forward to join the coalition. Let’s just hope it’s not One Nation.

That is not true. If you are bringing your dog from the US, like Amber Heard was, the process requires only 10 days in physical quarantine.

I’m one of 26 grandchildren on my mom’s side. With spouses and great-grandchildren, we’re at about 70 people. Christmas is interesting.

I appreciate the specificity of this.

“Mean” is one of my go-to running jams. I might have to stretch the ol’ legs tonight in Taylor’s honor.

The best part of the Taylor Swift verdict is that it was a countersuit, meaning HE sued HER first. He groped her and got fired, but instead of accepting the consequences of his actions, he sued her. The creep just cannot stop racking up the Ls, and I’m HERE FOR IT.

I loved Shade Court, but I’m glad Kara is gone, too. She put me in the greys for taking issue with her post-Oscars La La Land post wherein she insisted that no white person should ever write jazz music.

I’m currently reading Wuthering Heights and everyone in this book is getting on my damn nerves.

They don’t really have an end goal. It’s the same as the people who protest legal abortion. Their main purpose is to publicly perform their outrage about...something.

That whole episode was fucking genius.

Sadly, I am not a citizen, so I cannot vote in this tremendously stupid plebiscite.

Imagine being so fragile that you think the STATUE OF LIBERTY is somehow a liberal conspiracy.

Hey, I’m with you people now! (I’m an American expat in Australia.)

Ah, I see. Boy, that is confusing and convoluted.

Right. The monarchY is The Crown. It’s not the person in the position, it’s the position itself.

...but Elizabeth IS “the crown.” That’s kind of the point.

RIP to that gorgeous tiara

This is amazingggggg

She is every lawyer’s dream client on the stand. THIS is how you prep your witnesses, people. Just crushing it.

I fucking HATE when people pretend they haven’t heard of major pop culture events. You don’t have to like the Kardashians or One Direction or Despacito, but don’t pretend you don’t know they exist. It doesn’t make you sound cool; it just makes you sound like you live in a cave.