Here’s the secret to good, flavourful mashed cauliflower: when you boil it, use half water and half vegetable stock. And also lots of salt.

Do you have a food processor? That makes it SOOO much easier and faster. You still have to cut the florets off the stem, but you can “rice” it in the food processor.

Honestly, I’d prefer Britney didn’t sing live. Girlfriend can dance her face off, but she’s never really been a singer.

I saw Barbra in concert like 4 years ago. Her voice is still BANANAS. The keys had been slightly lowered, but she CRUSHED “Don’t Rain on my Parade,” which made me out-of-breath when I was 22 and singing every day.

I’d get one of those Peleton bikes so I can take spin classes in my basement.

My trainer has a rooftop pool at his apartment. He has offered to hold post-workout pool parties this summer (southern hemisphere, so summer is coming up). There are grills up there, too. This might finally convince my husband to come work out with me.

The first time my trainer brought out 2 kg weights, I was like, LOL OK. Then he made us do shadow boxing with them. Now I fear those tiny pink weights.

Gwynnie has people to buy milk for her.

Who told these people that they should dance?

Exactly. Quit your reality show and go to college.

For a second, I thought you mean that Jon Goodman was dead. I was so confused.

bahahah The picture at the end totally makes it.

My own mother is a Trump voter, which is bad enough, but at least I don’t have to sleep in the same bed as her every night.

His family isn’t even supposed to use that title.

Exactly.

Actual footage of the Queen’s reaction to her His Royal Highness’s (NOT His Majesty’s) tantrum

They weren’t on Glee?

We really sped through the ‘90s renaissance and are now on to the ‘00s. I wonder if J.Lo still has this iconic velour look in her closet.

I AM LIVID ABOUT THE THEME SONG

Yeah, but compared to Australia’s deadly animals, you almost never see bears in the US. It’s really only if you’re out hiking or camping or something, and even then, if you leave them alone, they’ll leave you alone, too. People in Australia find extremely deadly snakes in their backyards in the suburbs. It’s insane.