Abso-fucking-lutely. It’s VERY thinly veiled.

100% this.

See, the difference between them and REAL poor people is that they just have had bad luck whereas poor people are lazy. They work hard and WOULD be rich if only the system wasn’t rigged against them because of NAFTA or something. Poor people are stupid (but also somehow smart enough to fleece the welfare system so…

I’m REALLY paranoid about my decolletage.

Damn you, gravity! I recently turned 30 and am suddenly acutely aware of the ravages of time. I’ve started being religious about sunscreen and night cream and moisturizing my hands. Stay away, wrinkles!

The lip-to-nose ratio! I’d never heard of that before. Anything people can do to slow down the sinking of our top lips?

This is blowing my mind.

Damn it, I love Clooney. He seems very chill and has a IDGAF attitude. It’s refreshing.

I think you’re confusing Kim and Kate Middleton. Kate had Wingardium Leviosa (never using the correct term again). Kim had a placenta thing that’s super dangerous.

My husband bought me a sympathy card when Sybil died because I was so distraught.

I know the heat is bad for them, but I toss them in the dryer for about 10 minutes and then finish on the drying rack. I find that they don’t get crunchy that way.

If you want Wonder Woman in the 70s, I have excellent news for you.

Great. Now I have to watch this movie IMMEDIATELY. It is one of my faves of all time. That scene on the Chicago River when the boat passes under the bridge? Swoon.

It makes no sense, but I’m not mad about it.

Even if they aren’t pouring salt all over the roots, they refuse to water it or allow sunlight to access it or give the soil any nutrients. Technically, they’re still funding stuff, but they’re creating horrible uncertainty, which is what’s prompting insurers to pull out.

*cough* Joe Liebermann single-handedly killing the public option *cough*

Murphy is GREAT. I know we’re all a little weary of white men running for president, but I think he would be excellent at the job. I became a fan after his all-night filibuster in the wake of Sandy Hook. I highly recommend his Twitter, too. He is exactly what people want in a politician: straightforward,…

Believing in a “sky-god,” as you call it, and oppressive religious indoctrination are two different things.

That person is a diiiiick.

Counsel always instructs the jury on the law in their opening and closing statements.